One for the men Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) funny or not? - black death symptoms 1 to 5 in pictures
Location: Worldwide
DESCRIPTION: change from pink to black. Without defense, with a very venomous language. Vary in size 3 to 12 inches, depending on the mood and subspecies.
Symptoms: The attack of snakes, especially women, in the lower abdomen, which discreetly to a chain reaction. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating
Pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. However, it was revealed that men in the posterior abdominal attack, which may result from an incurable illness and possible death.
Habitat: Usually found in the rooms, but we know it in the most unlikely places.
Antidote: Different types of vaccines for women. However, once the poison is injected into the body only
drastic measures to ensure full recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
WHAT DO YOU DO IF attacked:
TOURNIQUET: Apply a tourniquet as the venom can be affected too deeply in the body.
CUTTING the wound: That would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleedingstops after a few weeks anyway.
Sucking the wound: This method is especially popular with the victim, but have not been reported previously, in order to have led to no success.
Milking the snake
1. 4 Place the fingers of his right hand around the reptile's neck, thumb on the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand up and down.
3. This will be in line for results too aggressive and start spitting.
4. The time for this milking process, depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
5. After being milked, then the snake for about 20 minutes safely.
Is CONCLUSION: This snake, but it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with respect, is a wonderful pet.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Black Death Symptoms 1 To 5 In Pictures One For The Men Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) Funny Or Not?
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I loved every second! lolz
wow ... new species ... Thanks for the info ...
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It was new for me.
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Thank you for the laugh
wow. How long does it take to get the piece?
Very funny
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